Рассказ брачного агента, бывшего евнуха

I wandered from his childhood in the desert
I grew up like a wild weed.
I lived in the tents of the Bedouin Bedouin,
Kushan soaked manure.
But we attacked the foreign armies,
Caught by surprise at dawn.
I cut off the manhood
And the eunuch took the harem.

Rules bully us,
Lion of the Desert, the eagle-reveler
Shahinshah Mahmoud al-Vahar
Assab ibn Daud.
I was a eunuch exemplary
Wives, gentle creatures nervous,
Six, rode like a gazelle,
I screamed like a camel.

These bastards shahrezady,
Krepkogrudy, krutozady,
Fun till you drop
On the refined manners.
And I, like a lamp Aladdin,
To get halva and wine
And waved a fan,
Like air conditioning.

To enhance their culture
Ferdowsi they read,
Teach them manicure,
At night, heels scratched.
Depilliroval their feet
And private parts.
I shouted: & quot; Hey, poor,
Sbatsat belly dancing! & Quot;

       Ah, how lousy!
       It is not fair!

Shah was a strong breed,
From sunset to sunrise
Three hundred wives of two passes
I manage to fall in love,
And then, some wine zatreskat
And walk, scream that they say.
He - a satrap, oriental despot,
He took the habit face to beat.

Wives were arguing all the time,
Who is your favorite in the harem,
And muzzles each groomsman
Scratch oneself into the blood.
But the Shah of all the sweeter,
All ruddy and whiter
It was his Grand Vizier:
What can you do, love!

Shah told me, happened,
Nakuru marijuana:
& Quot; You Hasanka, nice guy,
Maybe you sew cho? & Quot;
Since the year of my flying,
I lived worse than a donkey,
And I could sing like Farineli,
Play theater Viktyuk.

       I would take the guitar,
       I would go to the Sahara.

Suddenly revolted against the Shah
The oppressed fellahs,
Shah sent in FIG.
Announce shah mat.
There is no greater happiness for mobile -
Overthrow of an ancient dynasty,
On the ruins of autocracy
Write: & quot; There was Ahmad & quot ;.

Shah rides, that it bad,
He took the treasures paskuda,
He sat on the old camel
And I drove off at five o'clock.
Wives - a scream, they say, widowed!
Oh, you silly Guzel,
Summer red sang,
And now it's time to dance.

Now I opened the agency
Comes wives girlfriends.
If you need a bride
I've got three hundred pieces.
Three hundred birds absolutely,
It is better not to find a wife.
If you take all the gross,
Discount just half price.