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Ah , fishing ! Here it is, man's happiness!
 Day at the gathering: took vodka, took a tackle.
 Tired of life Moscow bad !
 In the wilderness ! In Saratov ! Volga , Volga - his own mother !
 
Our wives admonished us , as it were :
 " Oh, look , God forbid , there will be women! "
 Female mind ! To women fishing ?!
 This is nonsense ! There one of the women mermaid .
 
Fisherman fisherman
 Days are serene .
 Pomashet wife fin !
 
Our ship was called "Vladimir Putin ."
 We were afraid of all boats on the route.
 It is not a shout : " Hey, " Putin , " the road! "
 Joke , or what? For this will pull the legs .
 
I'm not a local , but I know how to fish .
 I'm not a fan of Hemingway weaker .
 Shkalik vodka - and catch as Sabaneev .
 Us on the boat five such Hemingway .
 
Birds of a feather
 Dislikes slightly .
 We are many , and all one river .
 
That night I dreamed of lions
 And a little boy , greenhorn .
 He called me to Santiago,
 And the fish was in the depths.
 
Drank a little. Even Bear does not get drunk .
 Box schnapps ? So he vanished in the sun .
 And in general we malopyuschy guys
 But stoparik under Ushica - is sacred .
 
Lever to swordfish , and her fight .
 But there were perch , bream , plotvitsa .
 I was the best - took catfish with long arm.
 Plus I just caught just such a ...
 No , that's a ...
 Here's a simple pike !
 
Birds of a feather
 Brew a cup of tea ,
 And he othlebnёt brandy.
 
And it came at the hour of dawn :
 I caught a goldfish .
 Told her immediately , directly,
 That vodka is over with us.
 
Suddenly attacked by Somali pirates .
 We shouted : "Yo -yo ...! Where are you from here , guys? "
 But we got out , we shot revolver .
 But we were wrong , it was a fish conservation .
 
In parting, it is necessary in the river (there is a sign )
 Throw money but ended coins .
 So the captain overboard we threw ,
 To go back again next July.
 And went home!
 
Fisherman fisherman ,
 Kunak with kunak ,
 Countryman to countryman ,
 Sailor sailor
 Bruise tipsy ,
 Tramp barefoot
 Petrovich silent ,
 Andrei sideways,
 Markush with the uterus,
 Mishan crawling ...
 Well , that's enough !
 In Moscow directly .