My Assassin

Listen, I'm on the car phone giving up

You were born to make my day

Everybody's got a one-way ticket

But I won't be part of it, no, no, no sir



You've caught up everything

That you could have loved

You should have talked about it

All the things you wanted wouldn't have made no sense



When you break in the house, she's picking up

All the lingerie and party things

You never knew that your world could bring you

Down so low in a camisole



If I was born just once again

I'd wish the world to be agog

In the wide-eyed sense

But you'd only make it worse



If you've far traveled, if all else fails

Then, baby, join the Mile High Club

If you've far traveled, if all else fails

Then maybe join the Mile High Club



In the back of your brain, there's a DJ playing

The songs above on the stereo

FM, AM, transistor radio

You could learn to love



But you're so scared of the love

That you'll be throwing back has just gone

Hold on

Just because you're a little bit stupid

I've got the sinners picking out the dirt from my toes

I'd like to be the one that nobody knows

But that graffiti behind your sneeze, oh, oh, you're

Just as pleased to see me



Won't you wait for somebody else?

I've got a first-class ticket to get you out of here

Better than Hawaii Central, babe

Just be patient



And all you need is three words, baby



If you've far traveled, if all else fails

Then, baby, join the Mile High Club

If you've far traveled, if all else fails

Then maybe join the Mile High Club



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