Fast, Fierce & Funny

Money, money, money, moneyI'm here to make some waves
Hoping to convince you
Before you have a thing to sayBe it a car or expensive caviar
They go to your creditors
'Cause they know who you areDon't leave your home
Without American Express
Never trust your friends
Without a very thorough credit checkSome people will pay you
With one eye on the clock
Others will have to pay
Through that friendly neighborhood loan sharkFast, fierce and funny
The way people can play with your moneyNow I tried to romance you
And I tried real hard
Everything was going good
Until they took my credit cardNow I'm not a flaky kind of guy you see
I've got plenty of money
But unfortunately not with meNow you're my kind of girl
And you like nice things
I can tell by the clothes you wear
And the size of the diamond on your ringAs long as there's cash around
There's always hope
But once you see what your cash is worth
You'll deep six over and croakFast, fierce and funny
The way people can play with your moneyBaby, check it out, there's no doubt
Use your head, save your bread
Baby, check it out
Baby, check it outThe Dow Jones average today hit an all time low
And sent the stock market crashing
Thousands panic in the effort to hold on to their assets
Washington has made an official statement
And we are about to take it live to WashingtonMake that money, try to stay ahead
Make that money till ya drop dead
Make that money, now you're on your own
Now that bank won't give you a loanWork your fingers to the bone
Makin' that money, gotta bring it home
Got no cash, gotta write a check
If they haven't closed my bank account yetMoney, money, money, money
[Incomprehensible]
Work your fingers to the bone
Gonna bring that money, money, hoh, yeah