When I See Mommy I Feel Like a Mummy

Said the momma t' the baby in the corn 
  You are my first born 
  You shall here on in be known as The Spotlight Kid 
  'N the mornin' cry of the rooster 
  The baby lay alone 
  'N the old cow in the green grass 
  Shed white tears in the red hot sun 
  'N The Spotlight Kid stood under the moon that evenin' 

  Givin' her alibis 'n eatin' her a la modes 

  'N the ice cream man searchin' high 'n low 

  For his a la modes foe his a la modes 
  'N the green frogs croakin' around his abode 
  'N the mud cat pond by the old willow road 
  All night the village waited 'n The Spotlight Kid never showed 
  She was up on the mountain 
  Tellin' her alibis 'n eatin' her a la modes 
  Momma still knew she was the one 
  She was the one who stole the pie from old Momma Eye 
  Window bare rockin' chair groanin' like ah grizzly bear 
  'N the ice cream man searchin' high 'n low 
  For his a la modes for his a la modes 
  All night the village waited 'n The Spotlight Kid never showed 
  She was up on the mountain tellin' her alibis 
  'N eatin' her a la modes