Sticks & Nails

So there is a WAG in every mag
That you all know
Thinks she's got everything
But she aint got nothing
Well she was real plain,
Had no brain & had no dough
But now she can roll in it
And watch her boobs grow

And the boys will pay Waoo-o-o
When shes out for prey
If they're straight or gay she won't end up alone
And the boys stand still Waoo-o-o
If looks could kill they probably will

There's a brand new girl thats going round
Turning the boys upside down gold digger
She's an only child thats been away,
Now she's back no ones safe gold digger

Its all very well if you kiss and tell
To get ahead
Fit blokes don't count for much
Unless they got money
They pay for the glitz and the refurb tits
And turned up nose
Maxes their credit card
And then it's heave ho

And the boys will pay Waoo-o-o
When shes out for prey
If they're straight or gay she won't end up alone
And the boys stand still Waoo-o-o
If looks could kill they probably will

There's a brand new girl thats going round
Turning the boys upside down gold digger
She's an only child thats been away,
Now she's back no ones safe gold digger

Stick on nails & plastic hair
Gucci bags & Prada shoes
Girl goes clubbing every night
Get a fright when light comes on

There's a brand new girl thats going round
Turning the boys upside down gold digger
She's an only child thats been away,
Now she's back no ones safe gold digger