Ann

I know, I'll never meet another hunk or woman like my Ann
She makes me feel like a great big man
I'm gonna go tell her mama what I think about her
Say, thank you ma'am for giving me your daughter AnnShe sure is stacked from her toes to the birdie little nape of her neck
She's packed like a seed in a grape, she's smooth as marble skin
When I see her I believe, I'm a real young guy
And every time I go to work, I think I might die if I can't hurry home againIf the good Lord worked all night at makin' me a female plan
I'd say, no thanks Lord, I'll just keep AnnHow could I ever look at any other woman when I've got Ann
I feel so good when she takes my hand, yeah
I'm gonna go tell her daddy what I think about her
Say, thank you man, for giving me your daughter AnnWhen I come home and I feel like I've been run over by a ten-ton truck
She can rub my shoulder and ease my aches and pains
If I lose my job and I'm down to a silver dollar and I feel like
A dried up gourd in a holler, she soothes my brow like summer rainIf the good Lord worked a hundred years at makin' me a female plan
I'd say, no, thanks, Lord, I'll just keep AnnI know, I'll never meet another hunk or woman like my Ann
She makes me feel like a great big man
If the good Lord worked a hundred years at makin' me a female plan
I'd say, no, thanks, Lord, I'll just keep Ann
I'd say, no, thanks, Lord, I'll just keep Ann