Closed Session

(Interlude)



Guard     : Hey. Hey, excuse me.  Closed session

Sarsippius: What you mean closed session?

Guard     : It's a closed session here. No one's allowed. Nobody

Sarsippius: What are you talking about?

Guard     : You're... You're gonna have to leave

Sarsippius: I will... You know who I am?

Guard     : No, I don't know who you are and you're gonna have to leave right now

Sarsippius: I am Aladin Sarsippius Sulemanagic Jackson the third

Guard     : (laughs) I don't care what you did on who. You're gonna have to leave

Sarsippius: Listen man. Listen brother. I am the world-renowned reptilian lover

Guard     : (laughs)

Sarsippius: What you laughing at brother?

Guard     : I'm not laughing. I'm sorry. I don't know who you are. There's no authorization. You have to have a      special...

Sarsippius: Let me tell you something. I sang for Aqueduct Pocket. I sang for Relaxed Atmosphere

Guard     :  I don't know who they are.  I...

Sarsippius: I sang for Third World Lover.

Guard     : This... This is the Infec...

Sarsippius: You heard of them?

Guard     : No I haven't. This is the Infectious Grooves. It's a closed session.

Sarsippius: Have you all heard of my hit single "Whipped Cream"? (singing) Whipped Cream. Put it all over your body

Guard     : (laughing) No...

Sarsippius: You ever heard of that?

Guard     : (laughing) No I haven't...

Sarsippius: Where've you been brother?

Guard     : I've been keeping people out of the studio

Sarsippius: Have you heard of the song "The love that you'll find is the love that you will never find because it's    the love that is always not able to be found"?

Guard     : I'm not looking for no love. I'm sorry. And you're dripping some green funk now on the carpet

Sarsippius: Listen man. Don't worry about my green funk

Guard     : I'm gonna have... I'm gonna have to get some security happening here

Sarsippius: Don't get no security involved. I want...

Guard     : I am the security

Sarssipius: I want to work with you, brother

Guard     : I'm gonna have to make you leave

Sarsippius: This is some kind of game here

Guard     : What are you doing here?

Sarsippius: This is some kind of game, brother. I came here to do backups

Guard     : Backups for who?

Sarsippius: For this infectaphibian thing, man