A Little More Like Me

It was an April night and I was right
Been out on the town
The show was at the palace
So we all went on downWe all had a ball as I recall
But now it seems absurd
As the madness raged upon the stage
He didn't say a wordHe was a little weird and we all feared
He wasn't one of us
He didn't drink, he didn't smoke
And he didn't cussYou'd see him now and then
With a bunch of men hanging around the sea
And I'm sure I would have liked him more
If he were a little more like meIt was a springish day
The clouds were gray
Looked like it might rain
Thought about the night before
And I was so ashamedWhen I heard what they had done to him
Stranger I had known
But as drunk as we all got last night
It's a wonder we got homeHe was a little weird and we all feared
He wasn't one of us
He didn't drink, he didn't smoke
And he didn't even cussYou'd see him now and then
With a bunch of men hanging around the sea
And I'm sure I would have liked him more
If he were a little more like meAnd I'm sure I would have liked him more
If he were a little more like me