The Stripper

Alright!
Yeah!
C-c-come on!Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dogs that hang out at the mallEminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
They can suck each other just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metalDeath to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy-doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwearWhere is Def Leppard? Where is Motley Crue?
Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metalKills those fucking fuckheads who programmed MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companiesDeath to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt
Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crowe
They can kiss each other on the camel toe
50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
Shooting hot sperm on each others' chestDeath to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal