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Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)


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альбомы: The Graduate
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Internet relationships are not real 
Your heart people steal but identities conceal 
So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys 
Laptop computers can be dangerous toys 

[DARYL47:] In the chat room, I inspect. Who's here tonight? ASL check 
[CarolBabe69:] I'm 20/f from the UK. Send me an IM and I'll make your day 
[DARYL47:] I'm 22 and my name is Daryl 
[CarolBabe69:] Nice to meet you Daryl my name is Carol 
[DARYL47:] What do you like Carol? 
[CarolBabe69:] I like to go to shows. I collect comic books and vintage clothes 
What do you like? 
[DARYL47:] I like to skate. I play rock guitar, but I'm not that great 
I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late 
I live in San Francisco and hang on the Haight 
[CarolBabe69:] Do you like the Golden Gate? 
DARYL47: I did when I was eight 
[CarolBabe69:] Maybe I can come and visit? 
[DARYL47:] Maybe you should wait 
See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife 
I weight 300 pounds and I really hate my life 
CarolBabe69:] Are you serious? 
[DARYL47:] Yes 
[CarolBabe69:] Well, I've got a secret too. I'm not 20 years old, I'm really 32 
I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue 
[DARYL47:] You lied to me Carol 
[CarolBabe69:] Well, you lied to me too 

[CHORUS]
It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend. 
Online relationships are really just pretend 
Unplug your heart, upgrade your system. 
Get, get off the Internet 

Bob went on MySpace for hours a day. 
Talking to girls from Moscow to LA 
But people can surprise you from behind a screen 
Listen to this verse and you'll see what I mean 

[SueChick1990:] Hi, I'm Susie, I like your profile 
I checked out your pics and I like your smile 
[BOBSTER MAN:] Sounds good Susie, I'll be your friend 
We can message each other again and again 
[SueChick1990:] Comment on my pics and post on my page 
Join my groups and guess my age! 
[BOBSTER MAN:] You must be 18, how could you not? 
You can't be in high school you're just too hot
[SueChick1990:] Let me send you pics for your personal collection 
I hope they inspire you and give you a smile 
Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene 
The cops showed up at his door ? she was only 16 

[REPEAT CHORUS]

If you don't believe us here's a final story 
About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lori 
Behind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyes 
Marcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise 

[MARCUSP:] We've been dating for a while but let's cut to the chase 
I don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face 
[Laurie69:] But what does it matter? You know who I am inside 
[MARCUSP:] What if you're not a woman and this whole time you lied? 
[Laurie69:] You got me there, I'm not really a female 
I'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email 
[MARCUS:] So this is why it's bad to meet women online 
Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time! 

[REPEAT CHORUS]

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Это интересно:MC Lars (real name: Andrew Nielsen) began making hip-hop-based tapes while still a kid, but was sidetracked from rap by such traditionally important issues to teenagers as playing guitar in a punk band and getting accepted to a college. Nielsen went to Stanford, and then did an exchange stint at Oxford, but all the while he was fiddling with desktop productions and developing his quirky, pop culture-savvy style. Boisterous live gigs and word of mouth built buzz for Lars' home studio raps (influences: everything from Atom & His Package and Weird Al Yankovic to KRS-One and the Beastie Boys). Then London imprint Truck Records issued a Lars full-length called Radio Pet Fencing in 2003, and the... продолжение
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