An Attempt at Something Serious

Jimmy: *plays guitar, sings* Na na na na na na...na na...na na... 

  Rob: *knocks on door* 

  Jimmy: Yeah? 

  Rob: Hey Jimmy, sorry to interrupt, but uh, Big Jim just called, so give him a call back whenever you get a chance. 

  Jimmy: Alright sweet. 

  Rob: Cool dude.  *closes door* 

  Jimmy: Thanks man.  *door shuts, Jimmy plays more guitar and resumes singing* Na na na na na na na na na...na na na na naaa na naaa na naaa... 

  Rob: *knocks, laughs* Dude...*laughs* 

  Jimmy: Yeah? 

  Rob: Oh, y-you busy? 

  Jimmy: Um, I'm trying to write a serious... 

  Rob: Oh.  I'm sorry dude.  I'll...I'll leave you alone. 

  Jimmy: Thank you.  *door closes* Alright.  *plays more guitar and resumes singing* What if the world was made of rainbows...What if the world was made of rainbows... 

  Rob: *comes in, laughs* Dude, I'm sorry...  *laughs* You just can't wait, man!  You know what a funny word is? 

  Jimmy: Hm? 

  Rob: BALLS!!! 

  Jimmy: ...Thank you Rob. 

  Rob: No, no, think about it!  Balls! 

  Jimmy: Alright, I get it Rob.  I get it.  Balls.  Thank you.  I'm...  *taps guitar* ...writing a...song. 

  Rob: Okay okay.  *leaves* 

  Jimmy: Fuck.  Alright.  *clears throat* Ah, okay, it was, uh...  *plays guitar and sings* What if the world was made of rainbows, you would be the first one to be...  *squeaking is heard* 

  Rob: Hey dude!  Look what I found it's like a dog toy that's shaped like a shark and it...  *squeaks toy* ...Squeaks. 

  Jimmy: I AM TRYING TO WRITE A SERIOUS SONG! 

  Rob: But-bu... 

  Jimmy: SERIOUS SONG!  WHEN WE SELL A MILLION ALBUMS BECAUSE I WROTE A SERIOUS SONG, YOU WILL BE KISSING MY ASS!  LEAVE ME ALONE...  WITH THE...  SQUEAKY...  THING...  PLEASE! 

  Rob: *squeaks toy*