Shower

"For all you out there, who are dirty and weary. 
For all those out there, Smelling stinky and sour. 
For all you out there, who are in need of cleansing. 
I hope you're prepared, cause it's time... 
To shower" 

Take off your clothes. 
Pick up the soap. 
Get in the tub. 
Turn on the water and check on the temperature, 
Curtain facade. 
Pull on the knob. 
Water on face. 
This is the place to be 
Time to get nice and clean 
SHOWER! 

Water washes all of the parts of you in need of a good washing, 
Killing bacterial build-up on your body, leaving you smelling great increasing 
Your odds that night of getting laid. 

When you're getting a scrub on, you can practice on your singing, 
Having a blast in the water that you're flinging, 
Making your fingers wrinkled if stay in to long. 

The water's warm and so inviting and it's 
Cold outside. 
I want to stay in here forever where the 
Steam doth rise. 

SHOWER! 
Better wash behind your ears 
SHOWER! 
Better get between your toes 
SHOWER! 
Don't forget your belly button, 
It's shower time you bitches 

SHOWER! 
Do your best to get your back 
SHOWER! 
Let the soap run down your crack 
SHOWER! 
Private parts need your attention, 
It's shower time you bitches 

Get everywhere. 
Shampoo your hair. 
Rinse it all out. 
Cleaning is done today, time to procrastinate. 
Stay in the shower. 
Another half hour. 
Hot water hog. 
Pounding on door begins, time for the fun to end 
SHOWER! 

Water washes all of the parts of you in need of a good washing, 
Killing bacterial build-up on your body, leaving you smelling great increasing 
Your odds that night of getting laid. 

When you're getting a scrub on, you can practice on your singing, 
Having a blast in the water that you're flinging, 
Making your fingers wrinkled if stay in to long. 

The water's warm and so inviting and it's 
Cold outside. 
I want to stay in here forever where the 
Steam doth rise. 

SHOWER! 
Better wash behind your ears 
SHOWER! 
Better get between your toes 
SHOWER! 
Don't forget your belly button, 
It's shower time you bitches 

SHOWER! 
Do your best to get your back 
SHOWER! 
Let the soap run down your crack 
SHOWER! 
Private parts need your attention, 
It's shower time you bitches 

SCRUB x14 
SSCCCRRRUUBBBBBB 

"Hey, hurry up in there. I got to go number 2."