Eye Candy

Sipping on a black Dakota pint
The joint is jumping on a Sunday night
But then something wicked this way comes
Sticking out like two sore thumbsEye candy, ear poison
Oh mother, keep your boys in
'Cause uptown came downtown
And now they keep hanging aroundThey didn't wanna listen to no band
Why don't they grab a cab back to club land?
Now they're coming on to every guy
Like two drunken socialitesEye candy, ear poison
Oh mother, keep your boys in
'Cause uptown came downtown
And now they keep hanging aroundIt's uncanny what the wind blows in
Oh brother, you'd think what goes in
Must come out but somehow
It's been dumbed down and now they're hanging aroundYou should see the way they dance
Rubbing up against everybody's leg
And like a bad masseuse
Everything they do rubs me the wrong wayWell now, something wicked this way comes
Sticking out like two sore thumbsEye candy, ear poison
Oh mother, keep your boys in
'Cause uptown came downtown
And now they keep hanging aroundIt can't be screen's frozen
Oh brother, keep your nose clean
'Cause upload came download
With a truck load of trouble 'bout to explodeEye candy, ear poison
Oh mother, keep your boys in
'Cause uptown came downtown
And now they keep hanging around