Twist Of The Magi

I sold your Rolex
To buy that gold Versace dress
I set free your whiny French poodle
So you can get your beauty restAnd I did it all for you
I did it all for you
(I did it all)
This Christmas
(This Christmas)
All your dreams will come true
(All your dreams)I put your mother on a Greyhound
(You did what?)
You'd always hoped she'd have the chance to see the world, now she can
(Leave our mom alone)
I torched your Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues
(No, no, no, no)
So I could be your only girl [unverified] and now I amAnd I did it all for you
I did it all for you
(I did it all)
This Christmas
(This Christmas)
All your dreams will come true
(All your dreams)How can I forget
All you've done for me, I'll get you yet
This is the season to give
But I can never forgive the damage that you've done
(Damage that you've done)
This must be loveI sank your bass boat
(Not my bass boat, no, no, no)
So you'd have more time to spend with me
I hooked your grandma's diamond earrings
For the down payment on my S U V
(Fully loaded, heated seats, in hunter green-is this for me?)