I'll Bet He Was Cool

You know every once in a while I shoot the breeze I spend my timeI talk about silly things I like to talk about Jesus ChristCos I wonder what would happen if He passed you byWould you be scared? Would you believe in him?Would you bust your asses to get him institutionalised?
Well, I bet He'd be cool I bet He'd be damn good lookingI bet that He'd smelt divineI'm not talking about Calvin Klein's ObsessionJust one of those people smell good all the timeThere's no reason why
What would He wear?Would He wear Tommy Hilfiger? Or prefer Urban Outfitted?I don't think soWell, I bet He liked Gaultier But you'd never find him in itI bet He liked Gaultier
Lord I need your protection spend some time in my directionI need your protection spend some time in my directionI need your protection spend some time in my direction
You know every once and a while I shoot the breeze I spend my timeI talk about silly thingsAnd tonight I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ'Cos I wonder how we'd deal if He just passed you byI bet he'd be a starI bet my star wars figures He would be a movie starA Quentin Tarantino next-big-thing Prima donna, then he'd appear on OprahYou know what? I don't think soCould you imagine him hanging Piccadilly Circus, Times Square, The Walk of FameAt Christies He could easily become a regularD'you know what? I don't think soI bet my speeder bike he'd turn his back on all of that
Lord I need your protection spend some time in my directionI need your protection spend some time in my directionI need your protection spend some time in my direction
Some people have just got itYou know like standing next to Elvis PresleyWell then multiply that feeling by 1 millionand you know what I'm talking aboutWell I'll bet He was coolMan I bet that cat was so damn good looking