Friggin' In The Riggin'

Ahoy, scurvies!
Listen to this then!It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penisThe Captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to anotherFriggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to doCaptain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his fuckin' organThe first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ, he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stuporFriggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to doThe second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandyThe cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nipper
He stuffed his arse with broken glass
And circumcised the skipperFriggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to doFriggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to doThe Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck, she wasn't able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom tableThe Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed the eels
Had found her sexual quartersFriggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to doFriggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to doFriggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
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