The Vegetable Song

It was late one night by the pale moonlight 
  All the vegetables gave a spree. 
  They put out a sign that said, "The dancing's at nine" 
  And all the admissions were free. 

  There was peas and greens and cabbage and beans, 
  It was the biggest crowd you ever did see. 
  And when old man cucumber struck up that number 
  Well, you should have heard them vegetables scream. 

  Oh, the little turnip top was doin' the backwards flop, 
  The cabbage shook the shimmy and she could not stop. 
  The little red beet shook its feet, 
  The watermelon died of the cockeyed heat. 

  The little tomato, agitator, 
  Shook the shimmy with the sweet potato, 
  And old man garlic dropped dead of the colic 
  Down at the barnyard dance, this morning, 
  Down at the barnyard dance. 

  Oh the little turnip top was doin' the backwards flop, 
  The cabbage shook the shimmy, would not stop 
  The little red beet shook its feet, 
  The watermelon died of the cockeyed heat. 

  Little tomato, agitator, 
  Shook the shimmy with the sweet potato, 
  And old man garlic dropped dead of the colic 
  Down at the barnyard dance, this morning. 

  Down at the barnyard, late this morning. 
  Down at the barnyard dance.