Lumberjack Christmas / No One Can Save You From Christmases Past

One, two, three, four!

Oh no, the rugged sew
The great back yard, and the cold North Pole
I resent that Santa went and left us in the Alamo

Would you like to stay a while and dance with me?
(Would you like to stay a while and dance with me?)
Would you like to wrap the gifts and have a drink?
(Would you like to wrap the gifts and have a drink?)

The only one condition, I've got the premonition
That Christmas is a vision, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho

If drinking makes it easy (so have one here)
The music's kind of cheesy (and share our cheer)
The specials on the TV (the specials on the TV screen)
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho

The dreams go, and stay below
Cattle call, and the old dark sew
I respect that Santa left, to save his kids from the winter cold

Would you like to stay a while and dance with me?
(Would you like to stay a while and dance with me?)
Mistletoe, and chestnuts roasting on the street
(Mistletoe and chestnuts roasting)

The only one condition, I've got the premonition
That Christmas is a vision, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho

If drinking makes it easy (so have one here)
The music's kind of cheesy (and share our cheer)
The specials on the TV (the specials on the TV screen)

No one save you from Christmas's past
You'll have to love him, or leave him at last
No one can save you from Christmas's past
You'll have to love him, or leave him at last

No one can save you from Christmas's past
You'll have to love him, or leave him at last
No one can save you from Christmas's past
You'll have to love him, or leave him at last

No one can save you from Christmas's . . .

Santa clause can save you. I love Santa Clause. He saved Christmas from the Martians. He gave them good gifts. Santa Claus saved us from the Martians. He gave them lots of kisses, and presents. I love Santa Claus. Fun things to eat. Hi. Candy canes, marshmallows, popcorn balls. I love you Santa Claus.