Germans

Germans -- go out ridin' with their ladies

Germans -- in their elegant Mercedes

Germans -- have a country that is scenic

Germans -- drive from Hamburg down to Munich



Germans -- like Fritz and Franz and Edeltraut

Germans -- they eat a lot of sauerkraut

Germans -- they like pretzels with teir wurst

Germans -- they drik beer until they burst



The say 'Guten Tag' and they say 'Auf wiedersehen'

they race down the Autobahn through acid rain

they take lots of Deutsch Marks right out of their pockets

to buy russian vodka and american rockets



Germans -- gave you Goethe, Mann and Schiller

Germans -- and Franz Kafka was a thriller

Germans -- brought you Mozart, Bach and Schumann

Germans -- they're a little superhuman



Germans -- have respect for law and order

Germans -- live on both sides of the border

Germans -- in Berlin they have a wall

Germans -- for playing tennis it't too tall



The blond german Fräulains are pretty, but vain

you say 'Guten Tag' and they say 'Auf wiedersehen'

they're very hard workers, from monday to friday

make love an the weekends, and yodel like Heidi



Jawohl -- living in Germany is very nice

we're masters of war, we've tried it twice

and now we're on standby for World War III

prost and auf wiedersehen, Germany!