This Will Never Happen

driving my black comforted through the eyes of the mensch in cold germany
when foot down is not even an option
and the old Europe is not the issue when somehow where you are you must be celebrating big time 
big holiday with your people right now
with all the terminators who should be running for governors
and maybe you would come to live with me in California
and I’m just down on my broken knees on some dumb ferryboat you see
not even praying to the son of man, as they say
but still hoping that at some point I’d be waking up in my dreams
and you’d be holding my left arm and asking me, “david are you alright?
oh what’s the matter baby? Oh whatever you want” and I’d be listening looking through your beautiful eyes
and I’d be listening looking through your beautiful eyes
and I’d be listening looking through your beautiful eyes
and I’d be listening looking through your beautiful eyes
and I’d be listening looking through your beautiful eyes
there’s calvin Johnson in the backseat then he complains about the car
as the radio just skips from Justin to Justin
and I start thinking that if I made it platinum this year 
with mas cambios or some stuff we’re recording in Brooklyn then
there would be tons of girls harassing me, not only jesus freaks or junkies
and you’d be dying to come on tour with me and you would ask me
and I would tell you that I already have another roadie, yeah
but that’d be just more fun ’cause I’d do anything to make you happy and I would never ever ever hurt you baby
and I would never ever ever hurt you baby
and I would never ever ever hurt you baby
and I would never ever ever hurt you baby
and I would never ever ever hurt you baby
I took some pictures for a website and your sister she went online
and then she called me to tell me that I looked pretty tired
but I’ve never needed any sleep and all I need is you in my life and I was sad and I had cried ’cause I thought that maybe baby you would have stopped loving me
but then you went, “this would never ever happen baby
this would never ever happen baby
this would never ever happen baby
this would never ever happen baby yeah”