Kermit

Sam: Kermit, let's begin
Describe the day you played BerlinConstantine: We rehearsed and then we walked about
We ate bratwurst and sauerkrautTy: That night, at 10:03
were you inside the portrait galleryC: From 10 oclock to 10:04
is when we played the shows encoreS: Hm, Frog, we've got our doubts
Can you confirm your whereabouts?C: My alibi is water tight
The audience saw me sing all nightT: Monsieur, we know you did the crimeC: I was on stage that whole time
Ask who sang Rainbow ConnectionT&S: Thank you, Kermit.
No more questionsT: Allo, I think it's time for good cop romantic cop
Miss Piggy, you cleaned up locked inside
And now's your chance to save your hideMiss Piggy: Gentlemen, I did not know
It's a crime to steal the showS: Tell us how the art was takenT: If you want to save your baconMP: I haven't seen your missing art
All I've stolen was audience heartsS: We can give you a plea dealT: All you have to do is squealMP: I'm not a thief I don't know how
All I've ever taken is a bowT: We'll catch the swine who did this jobMP: Give up the pig puns creep
Go jump in a lake that's my suggestionT&S: Thank you Piggy no more questionsT: I think she liked meS: I don't think your puns are helping the investigationT: You know...
I think they did itS: No they didn'tT: Yes they did and we can pin itS: if they did how did they do it?T: if they didn't how didn't they didn't?S: if they didn't then it's easy 'cuz they simply didn't do itT: if they did it then i knew it but we've nothing that can prove it
Excuse me
Bring in the purple guy with the schnozS: Do you remember what you did
On the night you played MardidGonzo: I was hit by a raging bull
and rushed off stage to the hospitalT: Gonzo, what do you know
About the sculpture theft at Madrid's PradoG: I never saw the stolen bust
I spent the night in bed concussedS: The truth, Gonzo, the clock is tickin'G: If you don't believe me, ask the chicken
Camilla was there she'll cooperateT: Madame are you willing to corroborate-chicken clucks-S: Will somebody get this chicken out of hereG: Calm down, Camilla, it's a routine inspectionT&S: Thank you Gonzo, no more questionsT: Let's go from the start
What do you know about the stolen artLew: I didn't know there was a planDr. Teeth: Your accusations far out manHonewdew: The chances of us commiting a crime
are less than point 009Swedish Chef: *Gibberish*T: To help with our investigation
Can you do a full translation- What the chef just said to you
was shnoopdy shnoopdy shnoo it's not SwedishAnimal Grunts and laughsPenguins CluckFozzy: Uh I can do an Elvis impressionT&S: Thank you, Muppets, no more questionsT: They didn'tS: No they didntT: there's no way they did the crimeS: They couldn't, They're too stupidT: They're not criminal master mindsS: We do not know who did it
but we know who didn't do itT&S: So we know who didn't do it
Yes we know who didn't do it~T: They are incapable of being culpable