You Will Never Be No Good

You will never be no good

No, you will never be no good

Do you know what I'd do if I could

Chop you up into the firewood



Because you have sinned far too many times

You have sinned far too many times

And you will pay for all your crimes

You will never be no good, not, not ever no good



You know it's hard to sympathize

You know it's hard to sympathize

When you never tell nothing but lies

And it's hard to sympathize



You say you're born in the barrel of a gun

Some say you're born in the barrel of a gun

You were your mother's seventh son

And no excuse would be a good enough one



And don't you love her madly

You want to be her daddy

Well, that won't do you no good

You might just slip into the priesthood



You will never be no good

No, you will never be no good

Do you know what I'd do if I could

Then we'd all receive a knighthood

You'll be never no good



You'll never, never be no good

You'll never, never be no good

You'll never, never be no good

You'll never, never be no good



You'll never, never, never

You'll never, never, never

You'll never, never, never



Never, never, never, never, never, never