So You Want to Be a Rock 'N' Roll Star

So you want to be a rock and roll star?
Then listen now to what I say
Just get an electric guitar
Then take some timeAnd learn how to play
And with your hair swung right
And your pants too tight
It's gonna be all rightThen it's time to go downtown
Where the agent man won't let you down
Sell your soul to the company
Who are waiting there to sell plastic wareAnd in a week or two
If you make the charts
The girls'll tear you apart
The price you paid for your riches and fameWas it all a strange game?
You're a little insane
The money, the fame, and the public acclaim
Don't forget who you areYou're a rock and roll star
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