Live Old

Now you boys with your courting

Sparkline eyes a-shine

Rejection, made me think of all I ain't

A pearl of a girl to Johnny

A rowdy old dame to Hank



How can I hard

But then I'm weak

But them I'm boring

But then I'm a freak

You lovers... 

Hey, lay



If I wasn't amused

I'd be

Celibate



We met at the hoedown

I yodelled quite a tune

Began our loving

At the setting of the moon

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh



I was ready to love you

Probably too soon

Took your sights as yessing

Let my wilds bloom

Eeh, oh, eeh, oh, eeh, oh, eeh, oh, eeh, oh, eeh, oh, eeh, oh, eeh, oh, eeh, oh, eeh, oh



Well you liked me in the context

Of the stage's magic glow

O rejection

It made me think of all you ain't



A brave adventuring love

You're one not suited for me



Cause how can you be warm

But then you're cold

But then you want me

But then you don't

You lovers... 

I'll be on my way



If I wasn't amused

I'd be

Celibate



If I wasn't amused

I'd be

Celibate



If I wasn't amused

Whooh, hooh, whooh, hooh, whooh, hooh, whooh, hooh

I'd be

Celibate