Furniture

Gonna get me a girlfriend, do whatever

She says

Gonna get me a girlfriend and do whatever

She says

And I feel her manager, or her

Passenger, or her furniture

Gonna get me a friend and do whatever

She says



Gotta get me a girlfriend, ooh, before I

Get lost

Gotta get me a girlfriend, ooh, whatever

The cost



I don't care if she's an alcoholic and a

Possible genius

(Like Jackson Pollack)

Gotta get me a girlfriend, do whatever

She says



Gotta get it together, forever, 

With my swan

Gotta get it together, forever, 

Like we're swans

I don't care if she's a nun or a bawd

Either way's the way that pleases the Lord

Get me a girlfriend and do whatever

She does, or does not want



I'll be lucky to get me one undiseased

And poor

I'll be lucky to get me one what am filthy

And rich

'Cause you can't stay liquid all your life

And a girlfriend helps to solidify

Get me a girlfriend and do whatever

She says



If she breaks my heart I know what to do, 

I'll be fine

Gotta tell her story better than she's gonna tell mine

'Cause What has How, and Where has When

But Why is lonelier without a friend

Get me a girlfriend, do whatever she says