Смертельное оружие

I never liked playing voynushki and soldiers,
Quoted " Monopoly " and the designer "Lego" .
Hated fighters , and even in the garden
Cossacks robbers preferred Segou .
My friends collected posters of Jackie Chan ,
Chuck Norris , Dolph Lundgren and Van Dam
And I have always resulted in the wildest enthusiasm
Series " Underwater Odyssey " and the Cousteau team .
I distinctly remember that people with arms
From school cause me fear and dread.
Childhood trauma , such as a medical examination ,
And around the "PI" You , O "PI" particles , sausages ,
Disputes , swearing, complex terms in Latin.
Measure , whose terrible and incurable disease ;
Whose ulcers more whose weight is less.
Natural selection , where wins are weak.
I will not dirty their hands a deadly weapon ,
Will not in their slender ranks universal soldier !
For two reasons: First, I do not need to fuck ,
And secondly .... I fucking do not.
a little funk
For fans of rap
As for the weapons that ....
Couple Commandments Old Testament cheekbones .
I taught them once old Hip-Hop
If you shoot , the maximum of cigarettes !
If you blow up, then at least the dance floor !
Houston welcome! Houston welcome!
In my flying bullets , grenades and rockets .
I go to maneuver , maneuver come on ..
Sun, children , rainbow and basketball.
Open fire, open fire ..
If you shoot , the maximum of cigarettes !
Order : rebound ! Order : End !
If you blow up, then at least the dance floor !
Given the subsistence minimum and PIT
I've figured .... Yau ! Yau !
Not to be unfounded
Let's guys Quickly use the usual calculator.
And calculate how much real benefit and money
All of us can bring voennik purchase .
During the year I at least have time to earn
84 000 300 rubles.
Pay taxes somewhere 11,000 ,
This is assuming that I would be almost a beggar.
And IQ for 12 months
Will decrease exponentially,
Gradually and irreversibly tending to zero ,
Turning my head to the stuffy latrine .
So I 'd rather rotten Uncle
Drowning in debt and loans, just for the sake
Microscopic premiums and a raise ,
Someone than to give his honor a hundred times a day.
Comrade policeman , yes , you go fuck !
My rights and freedoms , and so shit smack .
Comrade Commissar , go to the pussy !
My duty to the fatherland - to finish college.
Couple Commandments Old Testament cheekbones .
I taught them once old Hip-Hop
If you shoot , the maximum of cigarettes !
If you blow up, then at least the dance floor !
Houston welcome! Houston welcome!
In my flying bullets , grenades and rockets .
I go to maneuver , maneuver come on ..
Sun, children , rainbow and basketball.
Open fire, open fire ..
If you shoot , the maximum of cigarettes !
Order : rebound ! Order : End !
If you blow up, then at least the dance floor !
Houston welcome! Houston welcome!
In my flying bullets , grenades and rockets .
I go to maneuver , maneuver come on ..
Sun, children , rainbow and basketball.
Open fire, open fire ..
If you shoot , the maximum of cigarettes !
Order : rebound ! Order : End !
If you blow up, then at least the dance floor !