Mummified in Bong Water

from the album Tube Of The Resinated 

Mummified In Bong Water

The skies grew black in Richmond 
The clouds came suddenly, in thunderous wakes the herald of slaughter 
An oblong hole a mile long 
A portal to nowhere? Or perhaps a portal to putrescent party-foul 

Water spills forth, billions of tons, out from the sky, people running for their lives 
Drowning in fear, sickening stench, unable to breathe bong water, beer, and piss 
Water spills forth, billions of tons, out from the sky, dead bodies floating open-eyed 
Drowning in fear, sickening stench, unable to breathe bong water, beer, and piss 

Bongwaterlogged corpses floating 
Twisted dead faces are bloating 
Gross 
Senselessly submerged 
Sick 
Mummies reemerge 

Contaminated mass of murdered funky-smelling zombies murmur 
Objections to their new form 
And other bodies bob above the lurid sea of gruesome gore 
Victims of resin storms 
Shuddersome, the mutants come in droves they swim through weed-like scum 
Fluids used to transform 
Flesh turned green like some bad dream, aquatic beasts and fearsome fiends 

Water spills forth, billions of tons, out from the sky, people running for their lives 
Drowning in fear, sickening stench, unable to breathe bong water, beer, and piss 
Water spills forth, gajillions of tons, out from the sky, dead bodies floating open-eyed 
As mutants some survive, even then not alive 
Human life to deprive, liquids are pushed inside 
Mummified in bong water