See That My Bike's Kept Clean

Oh Mr. Leary, I feel so dreary

I should have stuck to my pint of beer-y

But peers at uni said get in tune-y

And as they chided, I so decided

I wanted karma like Mr. Lama

Dear Prudence, and all the students

But Wavey Davey, that tab you gave me

Done took my head to a stilt emporium

If it’s Tuesday, this must be Thursday

Because on Friday, my mind went that-a-way

 

The milk was pinstriped, my aunts were uncles

Now two jackdaws flew out the speakers

Congratulations

Hallucinations

Hallelujah, I feel peculiar

Helter Skelter, Gimme Shelter

Dial-a-guru

How do you do?

I sold my Berghaus, I took a year out

Consulted Fodor, hired a rickshaw

But Maharishi Navratilova

Was just a Scouser in a big pullover

 

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Ravi Shankar

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Ravi Shankar