Double Barrel Name

Look me in my fancy Ford, 
  On my way to the Betty Ford, 
  Got my pimped out Ford Escort 
  and my breasts are large and my legs are short 
  Look at me big boobs, big house in Spain 
  But you know I'm under strain 
  Everyday rollin' on everything's the same 
  Just rollin' on in vain 
  Look at me big boobs, big house in spain 
  What a pain all the fame 
  Ex-husband with a pool and a big fountain 
  And a double barrel name 
  And a double barrel name 
  Look at me my life is so mundane 
  Says my best mate Charmaine 
  Jane Fonda leotard and A pink bidet 
  D'you wanna cup a tea 
  Look at me, my life's gone down the drain 
  Lift me out with a crane 
  Didn't study anything apart from my nails 
  My hubby pays the bills 
  While I'm popping all my pills 
  My hubby pays the bills 
  While I'm popping all my pills 
  Bill up charmaine 
  Its time to lie back and get caned