Personality Goes A Long Way

[Dialogue Written by Quentin Tarantino]

VINCENT
Want some bacon?

JULES
Naw, man, I don't eat pork.

VINCENT
Are you Jewish?

JULES
I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

VINCENT
Why not?

JULES
Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

VINCENT
Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.

JULES
Hey, a sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. But I'll never know 'cause I
wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's
a filthy animal. I ain't need nothin' that ain't got sense enough to
disregard its own feces.

VINCENT
How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.

JULES
I don't eat dog either.

VINCENT
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

JULES
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty.
But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to
be a filthy animal? Is that true?

JULES
Well, we'd have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean
he'd have to be ten times more charming that that [...] you know what
I'm sayin'?