Zed's Dead, Baby/Bullwinkle Part II

Song by Travolta, John 

 [VINCENT] 
 You want some bacon? 

 [JULES] 
 No, man, I don't eat pork. 

 [VINCENT] 
 Are you Jewish ? 

 [JULES] 
 No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all. 

 [VINCENT] 
 Why not? 

 [JULES] 
 Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. 

 [VINCENT] 
 But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good... 

 [JULES] 
 Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, 
 But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. 
 Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal. 
 I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces. 
  

 [VINCENT] 
 How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces 

 [JULES] 
 I don't eat dog either 

 [VINCENT] 
 Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? 

 [JULES] 
 I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty. 
 But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way. 

 [VINCENT] 
 So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true? 

 [JULES] 
 We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. 
 I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?