Skip the Break Up Get to the Make Up

Nowadays all I do is lose friends, drink, and nail anything with a heartbeat.

I was looking for a girl with the tightest pants
wanted to see her fucking shake that ass
I saw those legs from across the room
took my shots and then made my move
she said, "late night hotel room. we both know what we came to do"
knew right then I had to make her mine
little hand said it was only a matter of time
until I got her home and back into the bed
screaming so loud she could wake the dead
she said, "don't stop, don't stop! c'mon and make ginger pop"

I can't take this anymore, you're going to have to fuck me right now.

Hit the lights!

I am not rising from this bed, until I fuck someone.

Hit the lights

I would wreck that chick.

Hit the lights!
Keep it steady
Lock and load
Fire when ready

You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him. On crack.

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

Fire... when ready

It's game night..we're playing..sex.