Telephone Ting

Intro 
Hey yuh know seh a fool yuh tek mi fah! 
a who name Michelle? a who name Renee? 
a who fah picture this inna yuh phone? 
Yuh know seh dat I gwine call dem gal mek dem know who is wife round here! 
Kippo! Seh sum’n! 

Verse 1 
Mi put a lock pon mi phone and nah tell yuh my pin numba 
Cau weh nuh see nuh hurt 
Yuh tell mi yuh beg mi a call weh yuh gone search di phone fah 
Now a tear off mi shirt 
Afta mi dun tell yuh seh yuh a di woman a di yard 
And yuh know seh every man flirt 
So why di hell yuh a stress mi when yuh fi a caress mi 
Tell mi weh di cussin worth yuh nuh see it seh 

Chorus 
Telephone ting mash up mi life 
It mek matey a call mi wife yuh nuh see it seh 
Telephone ting mash up mi life 
It mek mi girl run gone fi knife, a yuh nuh see it seh 
Telephone ting mash up mi life 
Hey a it a cause fuss and fight yuh nuh see it seh 
Telephone ting mash up mi life 
It mek mi caan sleep good at night 

Verse 2 
Cho! Look how yuh deh yah when mi could a neva vex 
Until yuh go read to mi waan sex yuh text 
Deh yah and a laff then tun inna monsta 
To a girl seh hello then hang up when yuh ansa 
Mi caan believe a so a fool yuh a act 
a write dung people numba and a call people back 
When mi a talk pon mi phone yuh a listen 
When your … do missin, yuh nuh see it seh 

Chorus 
Telephone ting mash up mi life 
It mek matey a call mi wife yuh nuh see it seh 
Telephone ting mash up mi life 
It mek mi girl run gone fi knife, a yuh nuh see it seh 
Telephone ting mash up mi life 
Hey a it a cause fuss and fight yuh nuh see it seh 
Telephone ting mash up mi life 
It mek mi caan sleep good at night 

Verse 3 
Look how yuh go out yuh wey to break yuh own heart 
And now yuh shouldn’t follow friends should have yuh own thought 
Yuh neva used to argue now yuh start 
And all these tings weh a happen just tear us apart 
Weh yuh nuh see inna yuh face yuh search yuh found 
Nuh mek yuh friend dem boost yuh up and feed dem dutty mind 
Dem carry go so mi come then dem tink dem free fi join 
a this weh mi see everytime, yuh know mi seh 

Chorus 
Telephone ting mash up mi life 
It mek matey a call mi wife yuh nuh see it seh 
Telephone ting mash up mi life 
It mek mi girl run gone fi knife, a yuh nuh see it seh 
Telephone ting mash up mi life 
Hey a it a cause fuss and fight yuh nuh see it seh 
Telephone ting mash up mi life 
It mek mi caan sleep good at night