Great American Zero

You couldn't make it in the corps 'cuz it was too fuckin' hard
You shriveled up your dick and joined the national guard
You're in the fuckin' airports - you're in my fuckin' dreams
I'm so goddamned mad I'm bursting at the seams
America's my home you gotta reckon with me
Got you my crosshairs - a murder scene 
Don't fuck with my militia you can eat my shit
This is my battle hymn it's a number one hit

Now you're a hero - great american zero
Two bit bobby deniro - great american zero

Big bad piggy boy doin' his job
Red white and blue jack a patriot slob
Your wife is so proud but who are you now?
Fire fightin' crossing guard or sacred cow
Uncle sam says "he wants you"
You're all full of shit so you got nothin' to prove
Call me what you want, jack, I don't give a fuck
Bout the pussy ass flag on your pickup truck

Now you're a hero - great american zero
Two bit bobby deniro - great american zero

Lookin' in the future now the answer is clear
Bitch slappin' soldiers like we do over here
Put a bullet thru my television one thru my head
The alpha the omega I'd be better off dead

Now you're a hero - great american zero
Two bit bobby deniro - great american zero