Aging Spinsters

You can have a fall and winter of your own
Staying warm inside your Victorian home,
But when the city's so hot the whiners(?) burst into flames,
When the Jesus freaks collapse with the weight of their claims

Marry young, Diana
I don't want to see you old and alone,
It's no fun, Diana
I don't want to see you rot in the home for aging spinsters

You should find someone as loyal as a dog
Who will still love you when you look like a frog,
Someone to rock your chair and bring you pink lemonade
Someone to peel your grape at 100 degrees in the shade