Me And The Farmer

Me and the farmer get on fine
Through stormy weather and bottles of wine
If I pull my weight he'll treat me well
But if I'm late he'll give me hellAnd thought its all hard work no play
Farmer is a happy crook
Jesus hates him everyday
Cause Jesus gave and farmer took, tookWon't he let you go?
(Probably no)
Won't he let you go?
(Probably no)
Why does he treat you so?
(I just don't know)
Why does he treat you so?
(I just don't know)Me and the farmer like brother, like sister
Getting on like hand and blister
Me and the farmerHes chopped down trees, planted trees
And helped the countryside to breathe
Ripped up fields, bullied flocks
And worked his workers right around the clockIt may seem strange but hed admit
Intentions arent exactly true
And through God loves his wife a bit
He hates the farmer through and through, throughWon't he let you go?
(Probably no)
Won't he let you go?
(Probably no)
Why does he treat you so?
(I just don't know)
Why does he treat you so?
(I just don't know)Me and the farmer like brother, like sister
Getting on like hand and blister
Me and the farmerAll things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All weve got is London Zoo
Cause farmer owns them allWon't he let you go?
(Probably no)
Won't he let you go?
(Probably no)
Why does he treat you so?
(I just don't know)
Why does he treat you so?
(I just don't know)Me and the farmer like brother, like sister
Getting on like hand and blister
Me and the farmerMe and the farmer
Me and the farmer