Mr. Urquart

Mr. urquart had a house in the beautifull south

He bought it for his wife, for a better way of life

Mrs. urquart suffered from rheumatism

I dr. deadlock say leave your english prison



And go to italy, the country of big history

Where emperors oppressed the people steadily

Long time before the english learned to make tea

This is the best place for you old lady



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Mr. urquart from north england

Never really had a very lucky hand

Mr. urquart and his wife they wanted

A better way of life



Mr. urquart said: my dear beloved wife

I bought for this house for a better way of life

It won't take too much time if we take the aeroplane

But poor mr. urquart what he did was all in vain



Mrs. urquart said: you dumb little whimp

I am afraid of aeroplanes we have to take the ship



I dr. deadlock say mrs. urquart don't go

You cannot take the ship because the ship is too slow

Too long on the sea is not good for your bones

The thing to take you to the south is the train alone



Mr. urquart from north england

Never really had a very lucky hand

Mr. urquart and his wife wanted a better way of life

But he never really had a very lucky hand



Mr. urquart from north england

Never really had a very lucky hand

Made a mistake at central station and took the train to

Poland

... yes he never had a lucky hand at all



That's mr. urquart from north england