Bill's Dream

(This is a journey upon which we shall make some remarkable discoveries concerning that inner realm that is part of your consciousness this very moment.)

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Please let me introduce you to a brand new idea
It ain't like your stupid car because it don't come from Korea
I won't charge you for this tip but you can take it to the bank
And when your whole life starts to turn around, you'll know who to thank

Thank God for MC 9-0-0, will be the first thing you say
When you are jumping out of bed, at the start of every day
You'll be dropping on your knees while you're calling out my name
Saying thank you, thank you, thank you
And you'll bless the day I came into your life

Which up to this point had been a big fat joke
That you were playing on yourself but now it's time you awoke
From this dream you've been having and confront reality
So shut your mouth for one minute, pay attention to me

(pay attention)
(say what?)

Because I am going to reveal the secret of my success
So that now you can share in my continued happiness
You will know the blissful peace of all the masters of old
And anything that you touch will turn to fourteen karat gold!

It's an easy five word sentence
That's the key to all your dreams
So from now on you don't have to worry about no complex schemes
Your life will be a simple game that you will always win
And for every dollar that you spend, the bank will pay back ten

Now I know you're sayin'
Well why don't he stop beating around the bush
Well I'll get there when i get there
So there ain't no need to push!
Because the point I'm trying to make contains my whole philosophy
So listen to what I tell you and repeat it after me

Truth is out of style (out of style)
Truth is out of style (out of style) (say what?)
Truth is out of style (say what?)
Truth (say what?) (is out of style)
Truth (is out of style)

(tell them what your name is)

Now I hear what you're saying, MC 900 Ft. Jesus exactly how
Did you come to the conclusion that truth is out of style?

Well I was on my way to work one day when I spied a rocket ship
Some aliens abducted me and took me on a trip
To a previous existence on another astral plane
I met a real nice lady there name Shirley Maclaine

The truth is not an obstacle for someone such as me, she said
"Because you see we all create our own reality
And if a problem should arise
The best thing you can say is
Don't worry, be happy, and have a nice day!"

Well i thanked her very kindly for the excellent advice
She said she'd bill me later at a reasonable price
Then the aliens brought me back and beamed me down into this bar
But i could not go to work because Bigfoot stole my car
(I know a Bigfoot when I see one!)

Truth is out of style (out of style)
Truth is out of style (out of style)
Truth is out of style (out of style)

Truth (Is out of style.)

(Yet it has been proven.)