Tiptoe Through The Inferno

do not make the mistake of believe i am the person who is speaking to you now

i am not

that is to say N-O-T

this is an indisputable fact that has been scientifically proven

it is useless to belabor facts that have already been proven

just as it is useless to wander off on a tangent with a bullwhip in search of a dead horse

if you do not accept this to be true

then you are insane and will be locked up



i personally have never been locked up

but that is bevcause i personally have never been insance

nor have have i ever personally, that is to say, as a person, been a criminal.

you, on the other hand, are obviously crazy

this is a scientific fact that is instinctively and intuitively obvious

to all peoples of all races, creeds, and colors.

and in all walks of life.



but do not obsfucate matters with science or other baloney sandwiches

your opinions are not relevant to the issue of your mental capacity

but rather are dead hgorders whirch are not N-O-T to be flogged

my purose here is to clearly

demonstrate to all concerned that you are indeed insance

so that all doctors, policement, and other persons of authority

will be shown to their professional satisfaction the truth of my statements

please do not change color while i am talking to you



of course everyone knows that my statements are always truthful

but unfortunately i must demonstrate to you the fact that you are not in touch with reality

because i have only have your best interests at hearet

and you must learn to function in the modern world of today

may i please have fifty cents?



functioning is the process whereby decent people of society inter-relate with one another

for the sole purpose of keeping the modern world a safe place for all in which to live

if you get my drift